Monthly Archives: July 2014

Fighting Fire

The media shitstorm that’s developed in the wake of the Ray Rice/domestic abuse/laughable penalty/Stephen A. Smith/”she provoked it” brouhaha has brought out the worst in many of us.  If you’ve been blessedly avoiding the news, here’s the summary. Ray Rice … Continue reading

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Shock Therapy

I don’t hate my body.  Well, I don’t hate all of it.  I’ve made peace with my butt.  Like most people, I can identify and prioritize the places where I’d have surgery to fix my flaws if money were no … Continue reading

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Matchmaker

Over the last fifteen years as my love life provided mediocre levels of satisfaction, multiple friends made the offer to manage it for me.  If I filled in the profile information and paid the money for the online dating service … Continue reading

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Things I Learned the Time I Almost Killed My Boss

1.  Despite my disdainful avowals to the contrary, Koreans in Sydney use peanuts in their food. 2.  Sometimes, a Benadryl and an Epi-pen are not enough to stave off anaphylactic shock. 3.  Locals do not always know where the nearest hospital … Continue reading

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Closure

New e-mail. Huh.  It’s from Mr. X.  Don’t read it.  You got an ugly and unclear but ultimately clean break.  If he hadn’t disappeared on you, you’d still be entangled with him, and he is not the one you’re supposed … Continue reading

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Consistency

All of the debate about the Hobby Lobby ruling from the Supreme Court reminded me of Amy, a college-aged intern I worked with when I was an associate at a law firm in DC.  Most of the people I know fall into … Continue reading

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